Thursday, March 4, 2010

This is something that a friend's friend posted on facebook

And trust me , i found it so bloody beautiful!!

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you..!! :) :)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Blogging to empower

Well! i guess..i got slightly sentimental writing last blog but girls are such beautiful creatures that you can't stop missing them. And to top it, when it's a nice one, she is not worth letting go.
Anyway! i just realised we have not done anything educative on this blogpage for a long time.So, I just thought may be i'll help out you guys with some modern linguistic skills in english. To start with, we will ponder on the world's most variedly,decently,kinkily angrily,lovingly used word and yes! no prize for correct answer. It's the word fuck

FUCK

Explanation no.1
1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!

Explanation no. 2:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuc...

Explanation no.3
This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
1. i like to fuck.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.

Explanation No.4

An expression of contempt.
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Time for CHANGE-Make way for L.O.C.: I wish she could read this

Time for CHANGE-Make way for L.O.C.: I wish she could read this

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Time for CHANGE-Make way for L.O.C.: I wish she could read this

Time for CHANGE-Make way for L.O.C.: I wish she could read this

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I wish she could read this

It's 0047 hours, Got an exam today afternoon..studied nothing at all as of now, but can't stop myself from writing this

There's something about the song "hiriye soniye" that always made me notice it. And the way it finished with that line, "you love only once, rest is life", made it a piece of great admiration.Atleast,in me shail had a consistent appreciator.

But what i have written is immaterial except the line whose depth i could realise in entirety.I don't know how many people i have hurt in my life, but i do feel bad for all of them.But i had never felt worse than this in my life. For last two days, i have been doing whatever i can do to keep myself busy,flirting with every heck of a girl that i could come across,has already drunk twice to my heart content. This time though,to keep someone out of mind.To not let some body's thoughts haunt me.

But that doesn't seem happening.While i myself asked her not to call, i still keep looking at my cell,fondling it without reason in hope that it might show that familiar name once again.when my friends talk about it,i could laugh it away,but at the same time can't stop my eyes from flooding when i am writing this.I still wish that somehow that voice rings in ma ears again,the same voice which enamoured me into losing myself into her .I hope,I cud see those eyes again and loose myself into its stealth once more,just once more.Yeah!I do wish i could get back to her and patch up everything.and i so wish to do that in time before that last string loosens out of the fabric.

But,I am not putting any effort to get back to her.And while i so want her in my life, I pray to god that it doesn't happens.I always thought life is all bout,"chill!!" . It's about being damn care, having a good sleep, having a nice meal. It's about a night out,travelling with a back pack , a sleeper and shorts .
But guess! my notion bout life has never been challenged that strongly..It's complex, my god.
I just wish she did be happy.But i do hope, she doesn't hate me.i wish she could read this someday and realise that walking away from her never meant that i didn't love her.It just meant i have reasons to say that i don't. I wish that she realise their that i still miss her a lot.
And while i am awake here, i so wish to know if she is sleeping well. While i could feel my eyes getting moist, i so pray for that smile on her lips..

Cant believe I had a girl like you and I just let you walk right out of my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck around and stayed by my side,
what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I Really wanna make things right,
cuz without u in my life girl

Im so lonely

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Programming HOLI !

Program 1.

#include
#include
void main()
{
int colour;
clrscr()
if (date==1)
printf("hapy holi");
else
printf("advance hpy holi")
getch( )
}

Cmpilatn Error(2).

1.Undefined variable 'date'.
2.Holi does nt exist at infosys.

Program 2.

#include
#include
#include
void main()
{
int colour;
int date;
clrscr()
if (date==1)
printf("hapy holi");
else
{
printf("advance hpy holi");
}
printf("wish you all a very happy Holi");
getch( );
}


Regards,
saurav.

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