We want to fly, to scale those heights, to excel in whatever we do, to do something for our parents, country and society. We know we will be able to face tomorrow with faith and hope, if we tackle today with enthusiasm, interest and enjoyment. We know we're the master of our own destiny. We are the CHANGE, we are L.O.C.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
hi all..
'academy ka chotu kaun?
meenakshi don
meenakshi don'
Whatever is being written here are the personal views of the author him/her self and are subjected to agreement or disagreement.And a request to all members, Please share your views !!
ae zindagi.....gale laga le......
Birthday Celebration time !!
Many many happy returns to Abhishek !
Regards,
saurav
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wat it means being a single??
The greatest loss that one incurs in the process is losing one way you have learnt to live life,the one way you have learnt to love yourself,the one way you saw and enjoyed your existence.
And by that i mean nothing but being single..... Hoards of literature have been written in the honour of the feeling we call love...poets and people have died, drenched and drunk in alcohol, yet with romance on their lips,in their eyes and in their heart...
I was just wondering why did nobody single ever romanced himself,his secluded yet accomplished life,his freedom and what not...
And then it clicked to me..that it's beautiful to be falling in love but being in a relationship is more than just being in love.While some may find these added frills enchanting..some actually breaks under it.Once fallen,it has been the inability to cope up,to accept that 'being in love' hasn't been the best of the things to have happened, brought the best of the literatures in the world.
Trust me....while there's nothing like being in love.....there's nothing like single too...I wish i could just be single for once,so that i could remember the good old days,get a taste of old times.Nevertheless, i could not think of falling out of love,could not dare dream a life without that beautiful feeling..life is contraries of short where you don't really have the liberty of having everything....
I miss being single,i miss being unpurposefully independent,i miss being crazy,i miss being a joker...In short..i miss being single.but i am happy being in love too..
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
all the blog members knows a lot about infy..thanks to saurav ...so i'll not be saying any more to get u guys bored....
Just want to say that though the training is a bit hard..this is the best place to study ...nowhere else u'll get money to study...and nowhere else u'll get all the facilities that they provide here....I dont want to get out of here...but after training we have to go...if by my great luck i m not kicked out of here before the training ends....
Hey guys..now its the time when we have got our own money and we dont need to ask anyone before spending it..so why not spend in a gud way...Ya..we can buy the clothes,the gadgets which we want without the interference of our parent...but we can donate some money for some other caouse also..like to some ngo,some social organisation acting in the area where we are and at least we can give 2 coins to the beggar on the road..now we dont have to think that its our parents' money...
So we may spend a small part of our money to this cause..and i think we should do this....
I feel that what i earn by sitting in a ac room is much much more than a labour's earning for the month...we cant help the poor and underprivileged directly..but indirectly we can.....
So m going to donate in an ngo which is recently visiting our campus....n if you people get a chance please donate....
It may make someone's day very gud.....
Have a nice day......miss the nerist days yaar...
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Sunday, April 25, 2010
Rules for Employees in an IT company...
EMPLOYEE RULES:
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy ! You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal tomaintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management.
Regards,
SAURAV
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